| # | Track | Artist | Album / Comment |
|---|
| 1 | Brown Christmas / Donde Este Santa Claus - | EL VEZ - | Merry Mex-Mas |
| 2 | Run Run Rudolph - | LEMMY KILMISTER - | 45 RPM |
| 3 | Christmas Sucks - | TOM WAITS WITH PETER MURPHY - | My Set Purpose |
| 4 | Blue Christmas - | HASIL ADKINS - | 45 RPM |
| 5 | Redneck Christmas - | RAY STEVENS - | 45 RPM |
| 6 | Christmas Blues - | WASHBOARD PETE - | 78 RPM |
| 7 | Silver Bells - | STEVE MARTIN AND PAUL SIMON - | 45 RPM |
| 8 | Christmas Time For My Penis - | THE VANDALS - | Christmas With The Vandals |
| 9 | Christmas In Jail - | THE YOUNGSTERS - | 45 RPM |
| 10 | My Last Christmas - | THE DIRTBOMBS - | If You Don't Already Have A Look |
| 11 | Merry Something To You - | DEVO - | 45 RPM |
| 12 | Give The Jew Girl Toys - | SARAH SILVERMAN - | Digital Single |
| 13 | Silent Night (Black Metal Christmas) - | ERLOSUNG - | Christmas Ist Krieg |
| 14 | Uh Oh Ho Ho Ho - | TODD BURGE - | Live At Raveler's |
| 15 | Santa Claus Has Got The Aids This Year - | TINY TIM - | Christmas Album |
| 16 | Santa Dog - | THE RESIDENTS - | Santa Dog |
| 17 | I'll Be Stoned For Christmas - | BOB RIVERS - | White Trash Christmas |
| 18 | Smokin' Up That Christmas Tree - | BLUNT - | 45 RPM |
| 19 | Reggae Christmas Eve In Transylvania - | COUNT FLOYD - | Count Floyd Mini-LP |
| 20 | Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - | PAT TRAVERS - | Digital Single |
| 21 | Little Drummer Boy - | BAD RELIGION - | Christmas Songs |
| 22 | Santa Claus The Original Hippie - | HOMER AND JETHRO - | Cool Crazy Christmas |
| 23 | Santa Claus Meets The Purple People Eater - | SHEB WOOLEY - | 45 RPM |
| 24 | White Christmas - | STIFF LITTLE FINGERS - | 45 RPM |
| 25 | Jingle Bell Rock / Hark The Herald Angels Sing - | THE FALL - | Complete Peel Sessions |
| 26 | Just Another Christmas Song - | STEPHEN COLBERT - | Digital Single |
| 27 | The Night Santa Went Crazy - | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - | Bad Hair Day |
| 28 | Jingle Bells - | THE VEL-MARS - | 45 RPM |
| 29 | Silent Night - | THE DICKIES - | 45 RPM |
| 30 | No Presents For Christmas - | KING DIAMOND - | 45 RPM |
| 31 | Christmas Everyday (Maybe It'll Help) - | GIANT SAND - | Giant Songs Two: The Best Of Giant Sand Volume Two |
| 32 | Rudolph The Redneck Reindeer - | JOE DIFFIE - | 45 RPM |
| 33 | Blues For Christmas - | JOHN LEE HOOKER - | 45 RPM |
| 34 | Silent Night - | JINGLE CATS - | Digital Single |
| 35 | Deck The Halls - | PEGGY LEE - | The Outstanding Peggy Lee Vol. 3 |
| 36 | Mister Robinson's Neighborhood - | EDDIE MURPHY - | Christmas From SNL |
| 37 | Back Door Santa - | CLARENCE CARTER - | 45 RPM |
| 38 | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - | DIO - | 45 RPM |
| 39 | White Christmas - | NOLAN STRONG & DIABLOS - | 45 RPM |
| 40 | Snow Miser & Heat Miser Song - | MAURY LAWS AND JULES BASS - | The Year Without Santa Claus |
| 41 | Rudolph Goes To Rehab - | ARTIST NOT IDENTIFIED - | YouTube |
| 42 | Twelve Days Of Christmas - | BOB & DOUG MCKENZIE - | Great White North |
| 43 | Who Put The Pecker On The Snowman - | FREDDY BAGGETT - | Digital Single |
| 44 | We Wish You A Merry Christmas - | STONED CEMETERY - | Digital Single |
| 45 | Don't Believe In Christmas - | THE SONICS - | 45 RPM |
| 46 | Kris Kringle Juju - | KID CONGO & THE PINK MONKEY BIRDS - | Dracula Boots |
| 47 | Xmas Eve She Got Up And Left Me (Requested by Vic) - | RANCID - | KROQ's Christmas Charity LP |
| 48 | Christmas At Ground Zero - | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - | 45 RPM |
| 49 | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - | ALICE COOPER - | 45 RPM |
| 50 | Jingle Bells - | SEX PISTOLS - | 45 RPM |
| 51 | Oi To The World - | THE VANDALS - | Christmas With The Vandals |
| 52 | Viking Christmas - | AMON AMARTH - | 45 RPM |
| 53 | You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch - | THURL RAVENSCROFT - | Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas |
| 54 | No Xmas For John Quays - | THE FALL - | Live At The Witch Trials |
| 55 | Santa Claus-Trophobia - | MEL BLANC & FRIENDS - | Christmas With Bugs Bunny LP |
